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    i love it when a girl keeps you in check and makes sure youre doing the right thing. example:

    grapejellyking:

    me: “ugh babe i really dont feel like cleanin my room”

    her: “clean that shit nigga”

    me: “im tired tho”

    her: “then you must be too tired to hit this pussy tonight, cuz you not gettin none if you dont clean that room”

    me:

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    cocaina-y-caviar:

    Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

    (Source: sad-nena)


    ruinedchildhood:

    Me at graduation.

    (Source: kristenschaals)

    …I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed.
    Elena Gilbert   (via oceaniceyes)

    (Source: camsoxytocinn)